Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Update Time

Here we are, time for another update.  Time to fill you guys in on the rancid comings & goings of the football season.  Let's start with the Losers & Surivivor Pool.

Survivor Pool:

There have been a few developments since Rob won the Survivor pool in week 3 & Gary lost the Survivor pool in week 2.

Munez & Kemp are now elminated, having ate a big bowl of shit  served to them by Brock Osweiler & the Dolphins in week 6. 

I ate that same bowl of shit, but that was only my first strike.  Jim has also gotten a first strike, picking Tennessee in week 5.  John has one strike too, having made the interesting decision to chose noone in week 7. 

That puts Kemp & Munez tied for 10th, which would give them 2.5 points each toward their overall score.  Here how the Survivor Pool looks right now, by points.

Rob 12

Everyone else ?

Kemp 2.5
Munez 2.5
Gary 1

I've extended the Survivor Pool season through the playoffs. 

Losers Pool

After 7 weeks, John & Rob are still sitting without a loss.  They've both used nearly the same teams up to this point, with Rob having used Oakland & John using Seattle.  When looking down the list of teams used throughout all of us, most of have used the bad teams up to this point. 

This means that we should start to see some heads rolling in the next couple of weeks. 

Standings in the losers pool based off of points

Rob, John, Joe, Munez 12-9 (however they finish)

Everyone else 8-3

Gary 2
Kemp 1

rest to be determined.

Pro Pick'em

In the final stages of Rob's dominance we'll move onto the Pro Pick'em

After 7 weeks Rob is holding a slim lead for first place.  He's holding out with 53 with me right behind him at 52.  Munez in 3rd at 51.

After that there's a slight drop to Shawn, Gary, Hale, and Folden, until we get down to the bottom where Eplin is hanging tight at 37.

Lots of season left to go, but for those back by double digit's maybe time to hunker down and start making some better picks.

College Pick 'em

The College Pick'em is still ruled by Kemp as it has been all year.  Kemp has a 2 game lead over Munez, before it opens up a little. 

There are 6 points seperating the McLanes & Kemp, and Folden & Gary are right below them. 

Only 5 games seperate 3rd thru 9th though, so there's going to be lots of movement. 


Fantasy Football

Seven games into the season and it's a little wild this year.  Here are your standings.

Shawn 6-1
Adam 5-2
Joe 5-2
Folden 5-2
Hale 4-3
Munez 4-3
Rob 4-3
Gary 3-4
Jim 2-5
Eplin 2-5
John 2-5

A few notes. 

1. Shawn is in 1st place in the league despite being 7th in pts scored.  This is because he has had 50 less points scored against him all year then any other team. 

2.  Hale is 4-3 despite scoring 70 more points then anyone else in the league. 

3.  Folden has the league's longest winning streak at 4 games.

4.  Jim is 2-5 after starting 0-5, and scoring the 5th most points in teh league this year. 

There's a 4-3 team in Rob who is currently out of the playoffs.  Gary is one game out of the playoffs at this point, which isn't bad considering he's been starting 2 Redskins rb's most games this season. 

After that there is a drop off to three 2-5 teams, meaning that with 6 games to play, there isn't a ton of room for these teams to mess up before they are out of the playoff hunt. 

Kemp is pretty much done at 0-7.  Will just want to jockey for position for points at this point.

This is our week 8 schedule and the potential fall out. 

Joe 5-2 vs Eplin 2-5
Folden 5-2 vs John 2-5
Hale 4-3 vs Jim 2-5

These three games have similar story lines.  The 2-5 teams are trying to gain some ground.  They each need to it against pretty strong teams.  If all 3 of the 2-5 teams were to win, then we'd have a much more interesting 2nd half of the season. 

Gary 3-4 vs Kemp 0-7

This one is Kemp playing spoiler.  Gary could potentially go 4-4 without Leveon Bell playing a down, and Rob Gronkowski having a pretty lackluster season.  Not bad when those are his top 2 draft picks.

Shawn 6-1 vs Adam 5-2
This game pretty much will decide who is in 1st place come next week.  With a win, Shawn puts himself as a near certainty for the playoffs.  With a win, I would go to 6-2, and Shawn could drop down as far as 4th.  Shawn's only in any real danger if he were to lose 3 in a row.  His points for aren't going to win him any tiebreakers at this point.

Rob 4-3 vs Munez 4-3
This game is interesting, because the loser will fall to 4-4 in 7th place.  If Gary wins, and if any of the 2-5 teams win, that will make one more team closer to the out of the playoff teams to jump. 


Bonus Points

So, here's a key on bonus points that have been won this season so far. 
1 point for highest point total weekly in fantasy
0.5 point for highest losing score
1 point for winning the combined pro and college pick'em
1 point for having 4 fantasy wins. 
1 point for surviving losers pool

Here what each person has. 




Adam 3
Jim 1.5
Folden 4
Shawn 1
Joe 4
Rob 3.5
Gary 1.5
Hale 4
Eplin 1
Kemp 3.5
John 2
Munez 6.5

You can discern the order that each person is in from that. 

So, what does this really mean.  I mean really?  Not a whole lot of information is out yet.  And, as opposed to most years, where we have a rolling point total and everything gets turned upside down in November, in this case we're just sort of watching and waiting. 

I'd love to go into detail about how each person has gotten their point total so I'm out of time for now at work.  I have it on a spread sheet, let me know if you want to see it. 

I'll try to get another one in two weeks.  Talk college football for the stretch run.


Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Time for the first update of the season

You lousy sacks of shit.  I figured I owed you guys an update.  We're a month in and things are in full swing.  But, first off John & Jim, you guys still owe on dues.  Let's get the money in please.  Venmo whenever able. Folden, you are pending on when I see it hit my account.

SURVIVOR POOL

Let's start here I guess.  2 things have been decided.  #1  Rob has won the damn thing and got his 12 points.  Gary lost the damn thing and has his 1 point.

The rest of us are in a heated double elimination survivor pool for 2nd place.

The Losers Pool has a little more variance to it.  Kemp has finished in last and has his 1 point.  Rob, Joe, John, & Munez are left in the losers pool proper playing for the 1st -4th.

Other than that, it's the other 7 of us playing for 5th-11th place.


Pro Pick'em

Rob's name is at the top of this list too.  He has 32 correct predictions after 4 weeks.

1Rob3232-28
2Adam Johnson3030-30
3Gary's Pro Picks2929-31
4Folden2828-32
5chris coldsmith2626-34
6Joe McLane2626-34
7John McLane2626-34
8Shawn2525-35
9Pro Kemp2323-37
10Eplin2222-38
11Hale2222-38
12Rowing20


There are your current standings.   

College Pick'em
1Kemp in College7070-31
2chris coldsmith6565-36
3Eplin6464-37
4Folden6262-39
5Gary's College Picks6161-40
6Rob6060-41
7John McLane6060-41
8Joe McLane5858-43
9Hale5757-44
10Adam Johnson5757-44
11Shawn5555-46
12Rowing5353-48
The commissioner has chosen to include Top 25 games for this group.



















Kemp is just about running away with this one so far.  Given one shitty week could let the pack catch up, but his pace has been steady so far. 

What's even more impressive is that he has finished at least tied for the best score of the week every fucking time except the most recent week.  He dropped all the way to 3rd.  


Stellar fellar.  


FANTASY FOOTBALL


Fantasy football has some striking differences.  I know it's horn tooting but I have to.  After four weeks my team is undefeated and has outscored the next closest team by 123 points.  That's massive.  John is 0-4 and I've outscored his team, if you double his overall points by 25.  

I'm cumming in my pants every week watching those little boys run around the field.  

Otherwise, 230 points scored less than me, nearly 60 a week, is Shawn who is also undefeated.  

A trio of teams at 3-1, Joe, Rob, and Munez.  

Munez & I are usually around 1-3 at this point in the season, so it's a nice change of pace for us here. 

At 2-2 are Hale, Folden & Gary.  

Eplin is at 1-3

Jim, Kemp, and John are all 0-4.  

Jim's in the unlucky position of having his average score against per week be 161 points.  Holy shit.  How do you stand a chance like that?  His team hasn't been wonderful, but they are the 6th highest scoring team in the league.

Kemp is 0-4, in part because he drafted Aaron Rodgers in the first 2 or 3 rounds of the draft, and for some ungodly reason he keeps playing Eli Manning.  That would be like the Patriots starting Brian Hoyer because they liked his upside over Tom Brady.  Play your studs you dud.  

In last place is John's pathetic piece of shit team.  Stop playing O.J Howard.  He's hurt.  Eric Ebron has a touchdown like every game.  Get the fucking point.  


Bonus Points

So Bonus points being their own category this year.  We've already given a lot out.  I'll go through what's been earned.  

Week 1 College Pick'em bonus (half point since no pro pick'em)
Joe, Gary, Kemp, Munez

Week 2 Folden had the pick'em bonus
Hale had the most points in fantasy for 1
Eplin had the most points on a losing team for 0.5 points

Week 3 
Munez, John, Kemp, Gary, and Joe all tied for the pick'em bonus getting a point each.
Munez also had the highest scoring fantasy team for 1
Jim had the most points for a losing team for 0.5 points

Week 4 Rob had the pick'em bonus for 1 point
I had the most points in the league 195!  8===D  ():  for one point
Jim had the most for a losing team for 0.5 points

Week 5.  
Kemp had the pick'em bonus tied with Folden for a point each.
Folden also had the fantasy football point bonus. 
3 weeks in a row, that sorry sack of shit Jim had the highest points for a losing team for half a point.
Shawn and I also earned the bonus point for 4 wins in fantasy football.

No Point updates today.  No point as of yet.  Keep plugging away though.  The difference between say 7th and 11th in any category is much bigger this year than last year.