Time for the first update of the season

You lousy sacks of shit.  I figured I owed you guys an update.  We're a month in and things are in full swing.  But, first off John & Jim, you guys still owe on dues.  Let's get the money in please.  Venmo whenever able. Folden, you are pending on when I see it hit my account.

SURVIVOR POOL

Let's start here I guess.  2 things have been decided.  #1  Rob has won the damn thing and got his 12 points.  Gary lost the damn thing and has his 1 point.

The rest of us are in a heated double elimination survivor pool for 2nd place.

The Losers Pool has a little more variance to it.  Kemp has finished in last and has his 1 point.  Rob, Joe, John, & Munez are left in the losers pool proper playing for the 1st -4th.

Other than that, it's the other 7 of us playing for 5th-11th place.


Pro Pick'em

Rob's name is at the top of this list too.  He has 32 correct predictions after 4 weeks.

1	Rob	32	32-28
2	Adam Johnson	30	30-30
3	Gary's Pro Picks	29	29-31
4	Folden	28	28-32
5	chris coldsmith	26	26-34
6	Joe McLane	26	26-34
7	John McLane	26	26-34
8	Shawn	25	25-35
9	Pro Kemp	23	23-37
10	Eplin	22	22-38
11	Hale	22	22-38
12	Rowing	20

There are your current standings.   

College Pick'em

1	Kemp in College	70	70-31
2	chris coldsmith	65	65-36
3	Eplin	64	64-37
4	Folden	62	62-39
5	Gary's College Picks	61	61-40
6	Rob	60	60-41
7	John McLane	60	60-41
8	Joe McLane	58	58-43
9	Hale	57	57-44
10	Adam Johnson	57	57-44
11	Shawn	55	55-46
12	Rowing	53	53-48

Invite Your Friends

The commissioner has chosen to include Top 25 games for this group.

Kemp is just about running away with this one so far.  Given one shitty week could let the pack catch up, but his pace has been steady so far. 

What's even more impressive is that he has finished at least tied for the best score of the week every fucking time except the most recent week.  He dropped all the way to 3rd.  

Stellar fellar.  

FANTASY FOOTBALL

Fantasy football has some striking differences.  I know it's horn tooting but I have to.  After four weeks my team is undefeated and has outscored the next closest team by 123 points.  That's massive.  John is 0-4 and I've outscored his team, if you double his overall points by 25.  

I'm cumming in my pants every week watching those little boys run around the field.  

Otherwise, 230 points scored less than me, nearly 60 a week, is Shawn who is also undefeated.  

A trio of teams at 3-1, Joe, Rob, and Munez.  

Munez & I are usually around 1-3 at this point in the season, so it's a nice change of pace for us here. 

At 2-2 are Hale, Folden & Gary.  

Eplin is at 1-3

Jim, Kemp, and John are all 0-4.  

Jim's in the unlucky position of having his average score against per week be 161 points.  Holy shit.  How do you stand a chance like that?  His team hasn't been wonderful, but they are the 6th highest scoring team in the league.

Kemp is 0-4, in part because he drafted Aaron Rodgers in the first 2 or 3 rounds of the draft, and for some ungodly reason he keeps playing Eli Manning.  That would be like the Patriots starting Brian Hoyer because they liked his upside over Tom Brady.  Play your studs you dud.  

In last place is John's pathetic piece of shit team.  Stop playing O.J Howard.  He's hurt.  Eric Ebron has a touchdown like every game.  Get the fucking point.  

Bonus Points

So Bonus points being their own category this year.  We've already given a lot out.  I'll go through what's been earned.  

Week 1 College Pick'em bonus (half point since no pro pick'em)

Joe, Gary, Kemp, Munez

Week 2 Folden had the pick'em bonus

Hale had the most points in fantasy for 1

Eplin had the most points on a losing team for 0.5 points

Week 3 

Munez, John, Kemp, Gary, and Joe all tied for the pick'em bonus getting a point each.

Munez also had the highest scoring fantasy team for 1

Jim had the most points for a losing team for 0.5 points

Week 4 Rob had the pick'em bonus for 1 point

I had the most points in the league 195!  8===D  ():  for one point

Jim had the most for a losing team for 0.5 points

Week 5.  

Kemp had the pick'em bonus tied with Folden for a point each.

Folden also had the fantasy football point bonus. 

3 weeks in a row, that sorry sack of shit Jim had the highest points for a losing team for half a point.
Shawn and I also earned the bonus point for 4 wins in fantasy football.

No Point updates today.  No point as of yet.  Keep plugging away though.  The difference between say 7th and 11th in any category is much bigger this year than last year.