NFL Preseason Pics

Well Well Well, we got some preseasn NFL picks in. First, let's go through some stats

6 People have the Pittsburgh Steelers repeating as Super Bowl Champions. (Jim, Colin, Geiss, Joe, Rob, & Munez)

Aside from that we have 1 for NE (Andrew), 1 for Indianapolis (lil ol' me) 1 for San Diego (Shawn) and one for Phili (Folden)

The most popular choice for the Super Bowl this year was Pittsburgh vs Phili with 3 people choosing that. (Munez, Rob, & Jim) followed by 2 for the Pittsburgh Vs the New York Giants (Joe, & Geiss). The other Pittsburgh choice was Rob taking them to face Carolina.

Other Choices were my Indi vs Minnesota (hoping for the Peyton vs Brett match up one more time), San Diego vs Phili for Folden, San Diego vs Green Bay for Shawn, and New England vs Green Bay in a rematch of Superbowl 31 for Andrew.

Let's move on to those Conference Championship games. What many sports fans call the best week of football for a true football fan, before the corporate whoring of the Superbowl.

I shit you not, but every fucking person put Pittsburgh in the AFC Championship game. So if they go down we all go down. Some more than others. The overwhelming pick was (for the 34th time this decade) New England vs Pittsburgh (Geiss, Jim, Andrew, Munez, Rob, & Joe) myself with Indi vs Pitt, Shawn, Colin and Folden with Pittsburgh vs San Diego. How am I the only fucking person to put Indi in the AFC Championship? Is there something I don't know about going on? Did Peyton Manning sell his soul for a donut commercial?
Just so you guys know, if you type Shawn Voyten into a Google image search, this picture will be in the top 10 results
The NFC Championship provides a bit more variety. Suprisingly 3 people picked Phili vs Green Bay to play each other (Folden, Colin & Jim) I think Colin & Jim jerked each other off while they made their picks, because they are pretty fucking comparable. Odd, considering they've never met. Maybe they had cyber sex. 4 other people had Phili in the NFC championship. Myself & Munez have them playing the Vikings, Joe has them playing the Giants, and Rob has them playing Carolina. In other games, Geis has the most original pick of all of us taking Chicago vs the Giants, Shawn's taking Green Bay vs Dallas, Andrew taking New Orleans vs Green Bay.

Now let's run through the Divisons

AFC North

Everybody has Pittsburgh winning that one. Enough said

AFC East

Unanimous New England
P.S Bill Belichick hates it when you talk, while he fucks you in the ass

AFC West

San Diego gets 10. Everybody else gets 0
(Last year I took Denver and was preparing to cum in everybody else's face at week 14. Then Denver came in my face...I did not recover)

AFC South

8 People took the Colts
2 People didn't (Munez with Jacksonville & Colin with Tennessee)

NFC East

8 People took Phili
2 took the Giants (Folden and Geiss)

NFC Norris (I hate you Chris Berman)

GB - Jim, Shawn, Colin, & Rob
Minnesota - Me, Folden, Andrew, Munez,
Chicago - Joe & Geiss

NFC West

Arizona - Folden, Jim, Colin, Rob, Joe
Seattle - Shawn, Andrew, Geiss, Munez
San Fran - YEAH THAT'S RIGHT COCK SUCKERS 2009, THE YEAR OF THE PANTS DROPPING PANTY MOISTENING 49999999ERS!!

NFC South

New Orleans - Me, Folden, Shawn, Andrew, Munez, and Joe
Atlanta - Jim & Geiss
Carolina - Colin & Rob

Wild Card
Now we have some fun, let's get to this one. I'm sure everybody's going to have some crazy fucking picks here right.

AFC

8 people took Baltimore to get in again. Not a bad choice, their schedule is softer than my rape eyes. (adam, jim, shawn, andrew, colin, munez, rob, joe)

Tennessee - The return of our favorite running back Glendale White was able to conjure up 2 picks (Jim & Folden)

Colin put Indi in with one of his choices, making Munez the only person to not put Indi in the playoffs.

The pick I'm already regretting making is my other wild card selection of putting the Oakland Raiders into the playoffs. San Fran and Oakland in the playoffs. Fuck me.

The Texans received a suprising 4 votes this season by Geiss, Andrew, Shawn, and Rob

Miami conjured up 3 votes from Geiss, Munez, and Joe

Who the fuck am I missing here. Only 19 picks so far. Never mind found it. It's Folden's other pick of the New York Jets (almost as bad as my Oakland pick)

NFC Wildcard

This will be more diverse so i'll just do each person and who they picked.

Adam - Dallas & Chicago
Geiss - Phili & Minnesota
Jim - Dallas & New York G
Folden - Green Bay & Phili
Shawn - Dallas & Chicago
Andrew - Green Bay & Atlanta
Colin - Atlanta & Minnesota
Munez - Took the NFC Championship of the 1990s Dallas vs San Fran HE'S DRINKING THE KOOL AID TOO, SAN FRAN MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!
Rob - New Orleans & Minnesota
Joe - Green Bay & New York Giants

So the NFC is pretty diverse.

By the way. If someone has Dallas in the wildcard and they were to win the division the person gets half the points for putting them in the playoffs but getting which was wrong. So, instead of 30 points it would be 15. Dallas was just an example goes for any team

The Byes are almost exactly the same, so I'm not bothering with that. Same thing with the top 3 pics. You'll get all that in the attachment

NFL ROY

This one was led by Spic Sanchez, garnering 4 votes (myself, Jim, Folden, & Colin). After that we got a lot of variety. Munez and Voyten took percy Harvin, Rob took UConn's Donald Brown, Joe went with Matt Stafford, Geiss took Knoshawn (i hate black people names) Moreno, & Andrew went with sure to be a bust Darrius Heyward Bey.

DROY Bunch of dudes...bunch of dudes...i tire of this the rest will be in the attachment.

Football God Week 1 Recap

So we are offically underway boys. Week 1 of college football had some nice little surprise. The biggest and best moment of the week was BYU upsetting Oklahoma, while Baby Tits watched from the sidelines.

Also, Rutgers took a hit, getting ABSOLUTELY PUMMELED by Cinci. So much for them being the sexy pick in the big east this year. This comes as no surprise to me, because there is only one sexy thing coming out of the Big East this year, and every year. Until it gets sent back to Virginia Military Institute that is.
Also, Ohio St looked particularly not good against Navy on Saturday, while WVU did the viewers a favor by letting Liberty stay close throughout the game. Also, Pitt won, although I know nothing about how good they looked in doing so. Rob's alma mater Penn St took it to College Football Powerhouse, while not covering the spread. They continue their horrific schedule next week with a game against Syracuse, whose quarterback was Duke's fucking point guard last season. It's going to be tough to find somebody other than Greg Paulus win the "Matt Cassel Award" for most starts at quarterback this season for a guy who hasn't played in half a decade.

I guess there really isn't a lot to update this week. The detailed updates will come next week, once we have a full slate of fantasy games, NFL & College Pick'ems, and developing twists and turns in our preseason pics.

So for now, let's just start with the College Pick'em for week 1. Shawn pulled out to a slim and early lead with 12 points, followed by a shit load of people at 11 points, then Rob at 10, and then Geiss & Jimbo at 9. Whatever, it's early, this is going to change. Probably with me at/near the bottom.

So...Let's have a conversation about preaseason pics that fell off early. Check that, let's talk about Rob's preseason picks that fell off early. Rob had Oklahoma in the BCS Championship, and although this week doesn't effect there Big 12 chances, he had them winning that too. Rob had Ball St winning the MAC, who lost to one of the worst programs in college football North Texas. To be fair, only three teams from the MAC won their game this weekend, none of which being conference related games, but still I'm making fun of Rob here. Rob also had Rutgers winning the Big East...'nuff said. And, Rob had VT winning the ACC. I know that Alabama was a non-conference game, and they played 'Bama tough for most of the game, but still. It's worth making a point that Rob's preseason pics are cancer for the teams that he picked so far.

Next week, I'll be back to update everybody on the what's ups, & to make fun of somebody else for their picks...maybe even myself. Until then, get your picks in, set your fantasy football team, and get ready for some fucking NFL. I'm going to go out by saying that this Miami vs Florida St game is tits. 31-31 with 4 minutes left to go.

College Football Orgy of Preseason Pics

What up my nerdddddddddddddds. Hope you guys enjoyed the draft last night. Again I'm sorry that we drafted 200 players. But suck my Dick. So anyways, the college picks are in. And I'm going go through everybody's pics in this post.

Let's start off with

NCAA subdivision or whatever National Championship

There seemed to be a common theme
Apparently everybody thinks that the Danny Wuerffel vs Major Applewhite collision is all but guarenteed.

Every single person had either Florida or Texas winning the national championship.

7 out of the 10 people in this had Texas Vs Florida in the national championship

All but 2 had Texas in it, Rob putting Oklahoma in it (because National Championship rematches happen so frequently) and Geiss put USC in it.
Voyten was the lone man who left Florida out of it, instead deciding to put Ohio State in against the Longhorns.

All told, this is how it broke down

Florida Winning it - Geiss, Jim, Folden, Munez, Rob, Joe, Andrew
Texas Winning it - Adam, Voyten, Colin

ACC Champion

Again, mostly everybody agreed with what I like to call the moronic media which controls college football. Of the 10 of us, 7 people have the VT Vick Stompers marching to the championship. With three exceptions; Myself taking UNC, Voyten taking GT, and Andrew taking FL ST.

Big East










According to the Football God nation, it's a three team race in the Big East this season. This is how the predictions came up
Rutgers - Colin, Folden, & Rob
WVU - Geiss, Jim, & Joe
Pitt - Andrew, Voyten, & Munez

Oh yeah, and I took South Florida USF. I figured they've had a Groethe on them for so long, they needed to get it off the right way...I don't know what that means.

WAC/PAC 10/SEC

We'll just breeze through these, because everybody picked the same teams. USC, Boise St, and Florida. Here are your USC & Boise pictures

So there we go. Felony assault by a football player + killing things = O.J Simpson

I really need a life.

Big 10

My God what a pathetic conference. I guess this what a conference who calls itself the Big 10 although there are 11 teams in it gets. Fucking idiots. They should put Notre Dame in it, just so they can add another mediocre team that gets WAY to much fucking hype to their conference (That's a burn against you, OSU & PSU) Regardless, we have 6 people (me, jim, geiss, shawn, andrew, & munez) taking OSU here, and 4 people (folden, rob, colin, & joe) taking PSU. Seriously though, between the two of them the only difficult game they have all season is OSU vs USC. Fucking redonk.

Even though I picked Ohio St to win the Big 10, part of me really hopes someone like Iowa can pull it off. That and that Rich Rod gets his faggot ass fired.







Big 12 & The Sun Belt Conference

Probably the only time those 2 conferences will ever be under the same heading together. But alas, both of these teams got 9 out of 10 possible votes. The only 2 oddballs being Rob taking chronically overrated Oklahoma & Colin taking Florida Atlantic, for god knows what reason.

So here are your pictures. One of which is an Asian with two balls (right? ha)
And the only thing I can say about the Troy Trojans is that I actually bought some Trojans today. For sex, you see.







MAC

Central Michigan is the favorite here, getting five votes; but, it is rivaled by left of center Western Michigan which received 3 votes. Also Rob picked Ball St, who have already faltered, and Colin's pick of Buffalo (because their coach is black and we need affirmative action in "Football God"damnit.

Mountain West Conference





More like the Mountain Breast conference...right...am i the only one who drank the Kool Aid?

Well it's a battle of Bringing them Young, Texas Christian, & Utah...Hi, I'm in Utah.

Geiss, Folden, Joe, & Voyten went with BYU
Andrew, Rob, & Munez took the Utes to repeat
Jim & I took TCU
& Colin for no good reason at all took Colorado St. They went 6-6 last year. I just don't get it.

Conference USA

In our last conference we have some good variety

We had 4 people, myself, Geiss, Colin, & Joe take ECU
Jim & Voyten took Houston
Munez & Rob took Tulsa
Then out of left & right field Andrew took Marshall & Folden took Southern Miss (Favre's alma mater)

Heisman Trophy

That guy. That's what the guy looks like who has the most votes to win the Heisman. He is fucking ugly. And this is coming from an ugly guy. But this guy...God...this guy is hideous.

Joe, Jim, Folden, Voyten, & Colin all took him. We're far from the days of handsome clean cut looking Heisman trophy winners. Like Starbach & Danny Tanner Wuerfell.
Any blog with 2 pics of that man is a good blog. With 4 votes we have the reincarnation of Jesus Christ Timmy Teboz Tebow.
Myself, Rob, Geiss, & Andrew took him. Plus I want to show some respect to Munez, who went outside of the box and took Tyrell Pryor to win. Longshot or Funshot?

I'll be sending out all of the pics, once I get everybody's NFL picks. You'll be able to see there everybody's conference championship pics and BCS games too. But for now, let's end with this.

Consistently biased Lou Holtz has Notre Dame playing Florida in the BCS championship this season. I think we should get him to do 2010 Football God. His team name could be 'Easy Twenty.'

Good luck this year queers. I miss you all. Commissioner faggot out.

2009 Football God Draft Order

#1 Colin

#2 Munez

#3 Geiss

#4 Andrew

#5 Rob

#6 Jim

#7 Folden

#8 Adam

#9 Voyten

#10 Joe

Draft is Thursday 9:45 in the P.M of night. I still need Colin's college football picks.

DRAFT TIME OFFICIAL

OFFICIAL FINAL DRAFT TIME

THURSDAY SEPT 3

9:30

EVERYBODY CONFIRMED SO HERE WE GO

DRAFT TIME

Ok, the draft is going to be Sunday September 6th at 9:30. I realize labor day is the next day but suck it. If you can't get away for an hour for the draft you can suck my dick. Say in the comments that you are down, and if you really really really can't make it for that time call me.

Football God 2009 Participants

Ok, let's take this time to introduce our participants for this years football god. First I'll introduce the four returning members from last years inaugural season.

First, is the returning champion. In an expanding league, we'll see if he's able to repeat as champion, or if the increased competition will be too much to handle.

ANTHONY FOLDEN

Fantasy Football Champion and guy who is always thinking.

DAN GEISSLER

Newly appointed treasurer and molester of my heart

JAMES ROWING

Commissioner and returning cellar dweller. I'm Mikey to some, but loved by all

ADAM JOHNSON

And now for the new faces in Football God.

Die hard Steeler fan, fantasy football guru, and king of the gingers

COLIN REILLY

Family Man & all around great guy. My favorite enabler. He goes by Munez as well as his birth name.

CHRIS COLDSMITH

I gotta run, so I'll make the next few quick.

Twin of my heart

JOE MCLANE

Big SV

SHAWN VOYTEN

My big bro

ANDREW JOHNSON

and of course, Rob the God

ROB KLINENSOMETHING

That's the line up queers.