College Football Orgy of Preseason Pics

What up my nerdddddddddddddds. Hope you guys enjoyed the draft last night. Again I'm sorry that we drafted 200 players. But suck my Dick. So anyways, the college picks are in. And I'm going go through everybody's pics in this post.

Let's start off with

NCAA subdivision or whatever National Championship

There seemed to be a common theme
Apparently everybody thinks that the Danny Wuerffel vs Major Applewhite collision is all but guarenteed.

Every single person had either Florida or Texas winning the national championship.

7 out of the 10 people in this had Texas Vs Florida in the national championship

All but 2 had Texas in it, Rob putting Oklahoma in it (because National Championship rematches happen so frequently) and Geiss put USC in it.
Voyten was the lone man who left Florida out of it, instead deciding to put Ohio State in against the Longhorns.

All told, this is how it broke down

Florida Winning it - Geiss, Jim, Folden, Munez, Rob, Joe, Andrew
Texas Winning it - Adam, Voyten, Colin

ACC Champion

Again, mostly everybody agreed with what I like to call the moronic media which controls college football. Of the 10 of us, 7 people have the VT Vick Stompers marching to the championship. With three exceptions; Myself taking UNC, Voyten taking GT, and Andrew taking FL ST.

Big East










According to the Football God nation, it's a three team race in the Big East this season. This is how the predictions came up
Rutgers - Colin, Folden, & Rob
WVU - Geiss, Jim, & Joe
Pitt - Andrew, Voyten, & Munez

Oh yeah, and I took South Florida USF. I figured they've had a Groethe on them for so long, they needed to get it off the right way...I don't know what that means.

WAC/PAC 10/SEC

We'll just breeze through these, because everybody picked the same teams. USC, Boise St, and Florida. Here are your USC & Boise pictures

So there we go. Felony assault by a football player + killing things = O.J Simpson

I really need a life.

Big 10

My God what a pathetic conference. I guess this what a conference who calls itself the Big 10 although there are 11 teams in it gets. Fucking idiots. They should put Notre Dame in it, just so they can add another mediocre team that gets WAY to much fucking hype to their conference (That's a burn against you, OSU & PSU) Regardless, we have 6 people (me, jim, geiss, shawn, andrew, & munez) taking OSU here, and 4 people (folden, rob, colin, & joe) taking PSU. Seriously though, between the two of them the only difficult game they have all season is OSU vs USC. Fucking redonk.

Even though I picked Ohio St to win the Big 10, part of me really hopes someone like Iowa can pull it off. That and that Rich Rod gets his faggot ass fired.







Big 12 & The Sun Belt Conference

Probably the only time those 2 conferences will ever be under the same heading together. But alas, both of these teams got 9 out of 10 possible votes. The only 2 oddballs being Rob taking chronically overrated Oklahoma & Colin taking Florida Atlantic, for god knows what reason.

So here are your pictures. One of which is an Asian with two balls (right? ha)
And the only thing I can say about the Troy Trojans is that I actually bought some Trojans today. For sex, you see.







MAC

Central Michigan is the favorite here, getting five votes; but, it is rivaled by left of center Western Michigan which received 3 votes. Also Rob picked Ball St, who have already faltered, and Colin's pick of Buffalo (because their coach is black and we need affirmative action in "Football God"damnit.

Mountain West Conference





More like the Mountain Breast conference...right...am i the only one who drank the Kool Aid?

Well it's a battle of Bringing them Young, Texas Christian, & Utah...Hi, I'm in Utah.

Geiss, Folden, Joe, & Voyten went with BYU
Andrew, Rob, & Munez took the Utes to repeat
Jim & I took TCU
& Colin for no good reason at all took Colorado St. They went 6-6 last year. I just don't get it.

Conference USA

In our last conference we have some good variety

We had 4 people, myself, Geiss, Colin, & Joe take ECU
Jim & Voyten took Houston
Munez & Rob took Tulsa
Then out of left & right field Andrew took Marshall & Folden took Southern Miss (Favre's alma mater)

Heisman Trophy

That guy. That's what the guy looks like who has the most votes to win the Heisman. He is fucking ugly. And this is coming from an ugly guy. But this guy...God...this guy is hideous.

Joe, Jim, Folden, Voyten, & Colin all took him. We're far from the days of handsome clean cut looking Heisman trophy winners. Like Starbach & Danny Tanner Wuerfell.
Any blog with 2 pics of that man is a good blog. With 4 votes we have the reincarnation of Jesus Christ Timmy Teboz Tebow.
Myself, Rob, Geiss, & Andrew took him. Plus I want to show some respect to Munez, who went outside of the box and took Tyrell Pryor to win. Longshot or Funshot?

I'll be sending out all of the pics, once I get everybody's NFL picks. You'll be able to see there everybody's conference championship pics and BCS games too. But for now, let's end with this.

Consistently biased Lou Holtz has Notre Dame playing Florida in the BCS championship this season. I think we should get him to do 2010 Football God. His team name could be 'Easy Twenty.'

Good luck this year queers. I miss you all. Commissioner faggot out.